How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Build a sty-scraper!
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What animal loves Indian food?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
How do you make a bandstand?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What's a watch's eldest relative?