What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
I feel like a million bucks!
Why do trees try new things so often?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What animal has the most fun?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why did the computer run out of money?