What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
I feel like a million bucks!
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Where does laundry go to college?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What do cows say on NYE?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What horn never makes a sound?