My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
That would be a big step forward.
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why did the frog starve?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?