What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Me-ow.
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why are stones so good at music?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Which animals make the best football players?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?