What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Me-ow.
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?