What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Me-ow.
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Why was the spider so smart?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What vegetables make the best music?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?