What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Me-ow.
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why do math teachers love March?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What did the confused bee say?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?