What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Me-ow.
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What do jokesters study in college?
Which condiment adds the most kick?