Why do cats love to work?
They're purr-fect at everything they do.
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What do you eat on July 5th?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?