Why did the baseball player go to jail?
He stole a base.
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why do vampires always look sick?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Why do bees buzz?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
How do you get a country girl to like you?