Why did the baseball player go to jail?
He stole a base.
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Where do termites go camping?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What animal has the most fun?
Why are skeletons so calm?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What country has the most fish?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Why do rhinos charge?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
How does the sun listen to music?