Why did the baseball player go to jail?
He stole a base.
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why was the musician arrested?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why are bakers paid so much money?