What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
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Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?