What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Ouch!
Which state has the best streets?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why did the fish blush?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?