What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Ouch!
What building always gets stains on it?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What do fish do at parades?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?