Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Because of the rocky road.
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What do you call a household of counselors?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?