Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Because of the rocky road.
What do little fish love to play with?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Where do horses reside?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Which bug is related to you?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?