What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Scare Canada!
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What is a table you can eat?
Where do birds go to drink?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?