What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Scare Canada!
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
How do birds threaten one another?
What animal knows kung fu?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What siblings are always sad?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?