What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
At the quack of dawn.
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why do mice need oiling?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
How can you make 7 even?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?