Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
A dad on a fishing trip.
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Do you have the best ceiling?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
How do scientists freshen their breath?