Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
A dad on a fishing trip.
Why did the computer run out of money?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What nationality are most fish?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Surprise!!!!
What do you call stolen cheese?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
How do automobiles fly?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?