Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
A dad on a fishing trip.
How do you grill cheese?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What animal should you never play poker with?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why did spring break up with winter?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?