What is the unluckiest type of cat?
A catastrophe.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why did the barber win the race?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What siblings are always sad?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?