What is the unluckiest type of cat?
A catastrophe.
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
When do astronauts eat?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What is a cow's dream job?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What fish only swims at night?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What do sheep say when they're in love?