What is the unluckiest type of cat?
A catastrophe.
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
How much money does a skunk have?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?