What is the most faithful insect?
A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them.
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?