What is the most faithful insect?
A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them.
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What is a mom's favorite game?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?