What is the most faithful insect?
A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them.
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?