What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Stand-up comedy.
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
When do mice play every day?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?