What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Stand-up comedy.
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Where do hamsters come from?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Why was the cat so small?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Why are grandkids so great?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Where do polar bears vote?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?