What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Stand-up comedy.
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What do insects learn at school?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?