What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Stand-up comedy.
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What building always gets stains on it?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What fish only swims at night?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What school subject really rocks?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What stories are told by basketball players?