What do cats wear to work?
Kitten heels.
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Why was the dog so popular?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What's the most determined bird?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?