What do cats wear to work?
Kitten heels.
What do you call the dog magician?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What do elves learn in school?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What birds make average students?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Where does a scientist wizard work?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?