What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
You're fun to hang around with.
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What shape is bad at driving?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?