What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
You're fun to hang around with.
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?