What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
You're fun to hang around with.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What style of music weighs the most?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?