What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
A mockingbird.
How do you compliment a cat?
What do nosey peppers do?
Surprise!!!!
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Which elf is the best singer?
What sports are both plant-based?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?