What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
A mockingbird.
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What birds make average students?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Can February March?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?