What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
A mockingbird.
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What sports are both plant-based?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Which state has the best streets?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What sound does a witch's car make?