Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
He was a one-trick pony.
Where are average things manufactured?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
How is cat food sold?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?