Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
He was a one-trick pony.
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Which bug is related to you?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?