Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
He was a one-trick pony.
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?