Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
He was a one-trick pony.
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What was the first animal in space?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What is a sheep's favorite game?