What job did the corn on the cob get?
Cash-ear.
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Which celebrity loves to read?