What job did the corn on the cob get?
Cash-ear.
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What shape is bad at driving?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why did the frog starve?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What do you call a silly hill?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?