What job did the corn on the cob get?
Cash-ear.
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why are all priests fit?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Which bug is related to you?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Where was Noah born?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?