Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
At water parks.
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
How does a barber get to work?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Where do surfers go to school?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?