Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
She only charged a dime a dozen.
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What country has the most fish?