Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
She only charged a dime a dozen.
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
When does a horse talk?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
How do you wash a lamb?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?