Why are winter days great?
They're snow much fun!
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What's a cat's favorite song?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
I broke my finger!
Where do ants go to eat?