What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Back to school.
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Which president loved to take baths?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why was the broom late for school?
How do you send a message in the forest?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?