What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Back to school.
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
How much does freedom weigh?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why are winter days great?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Where do pigs love to take naps?