What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Back to school.
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What do fairies always drink?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What color are all the books in the library?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?