Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
They're always milking it.
How did the toad die?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why did the cat start laughing?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why do rhinos charge?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?