Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
They're always milking it.
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What do you call the dog magician?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why did electricity win the race?
Who is friends with everyone at school?