Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
They're always milking it.
What do you call a pile of cats?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What season begins with a thud?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What time of day was Adam created?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?