What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
The Big Dipper.
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What vegetables make the best music?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why do bees buzz?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Where do actors go to pray?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What do you call an old snowman?