What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
The Big Dipper.
Who is friends with everyone at school?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What's the loudest sport?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
How do you drive a man crazy?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?