What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
The Big Dipper.
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
How long will dinner be?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What birds make average students?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What animal makes the best lunches?