Where do belly buttons go to college?
The Navel Academy.
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What is a king's favorite weather?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?