Where do belly buttons go to college?
The Navel Academy.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why did the frog starve?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why are grandkids so great?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?