Where do belly buttons go to college?
The Navel Academy.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What is another name for a cow?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What math figure is also in the band?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What type of bat doesn't fly?