What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
A firequacker.
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Where do stars go to college?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?