What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
A firequacker.
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What's the slowest 5k?
When do mice play every day?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?