What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
A firequacker.
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Where does laundry go to college?
How does NASA organize a company party?