What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
They tell daaaaaaaad jokes.
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What's a horse's favorite car?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?