What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
They tell daaaaaaaad jokes.
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What is the definition of Robin?
Where do pigs learn magic?