What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
They tell daaaaaaaad jokes.
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What do British people and golfers have in common?