Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Because they're so sweet.
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What game do mice love to play?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?