Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Because they're so sweet.
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
How is cat food sold?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What do you call a dog in space?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?