Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Because they're so sweet.
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How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Where do chips wear socks?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What do fairies always drink?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Why do mice need oiling?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What animal knows kung fu?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?