What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
The graveyard shift.
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?