What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
The graveyard shift.
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
When do mice play every day?
Why do all the planets get along?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?