What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
We're a family of fore!
Which cats have the best manners?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What did the painter say to the wall?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What vegetables make the best music?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?