What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
We're a family of fore!
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What did the confused bee say?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What animals make the best students?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
