Where do books love to go on vacation?
A theme park.
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Where was Noah born?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?