Where do books love to go on vacation?
A theme park.
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What do you call a short cow?
What did the confused bee say?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?