Where do books love to go on vacation?
A theme park.
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
How did the toad die?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why is winter considered holy?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?