What did the sardine call the submarine?
A can of people.
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
How does dinner smell?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?