What did the sardine call the submarine?
A can of people.
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?