What did the sardine call the submarine?
A can of people.
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
How does a barber get to work?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Do dads always snore?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Which president loved to take baths?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?