What did the sardine call the submarine?
A can of people.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why did electricity win the race?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What animal knows kung fu?
Who invented fractions?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What do you call a silly hill?