Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
He was trying to make both ends meet.
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What game do cows play at parties?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What's a henway?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?