Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
He was trying to make both ends meet.
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
How are mountains able to see?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
How does dinner smell?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
When do cows get tired?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why are all priests fit?
Shoutout to my grandma!
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?