Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
He was trying to make both ends meet.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?