Why are skeletons always hungry?
They're skin and bones.
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Where do mice leave their boats?
I'm not a bad putter.
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why do cats love to work?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why was the math book sad?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?