Why are skeletons always hungry?
They're skin and bones.
What's a goose's favorite book?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What did the rug say to the floor?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?