Why are skeletons always hungry?
They're skin and bones.
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What's the loudest sport?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.