Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
It never goes over very well.
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why do elephants have trunks?