Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
It never goes over very well.
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Why are skeletons so calm?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What do cows always add to their salad?