Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
It never goes over very well.
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What's a forklift?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What do bees chew?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What fairy loves to count?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?