Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
It never goes over very well.
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What table can you never sit at?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?