What do you call a crate of ducks?
A box of quackers.
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?