What do you call a crate of ducks?
A box of quackers.
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What color are all the books in the library?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?