Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
They have to protect their bear skin.
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What school subject really rocks?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Did you know about April 1st?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What condiment has wings?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?