Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
They have to protect their bear skin.
What sound does a witch's car make?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?