What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Pew, it stinks in here!
What do you call a dog in space?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
The museum curator needed a break.
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?