What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Pew, it stinks in here!
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
How do bears keep cool?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What car can't keep a secret?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?