What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Pew, it stinks in here!
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?