What do you give a sick pig?
Oinkment.
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
How does a cow do math?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?