What do you give a sick pig?
Oinkment.
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
How do you get kids to do something?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What is another name for a cow?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Which dogs love to study science?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?