What do you give a sick pig?
Oinkment.
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What do you call a famous turtle?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?