What do you give a sick pig?
Oinkment.
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What style of music weighs the most?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Which singer could always break a five?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Where do books sleep?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
How do bees get to school?