What do you call the wife of a hippie?
A Mississippi.
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What's the richest basketball team?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What do you give an angry rhino?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?