What do you call the wife of a hippie?
A Mississippi.
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What time of day was Adam created?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?