What do you call the wife of a hippie?
A Mississippi.
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What day never takes itself seriously?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What animal always goes to heaven?