What do you call the wife of a hippie?
A Mississippi.
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why do bees gossip?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Where do kittens go to school?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What makes music in your hair?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why do rhinos charge?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.