Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th.
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What bird is always sad?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Where do birds go to drink?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?