Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th.
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
How do fleas travel?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What do you call octopus twins?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What's the noisiest food?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?