Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th.
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?