What kind of cake always tells the truth?
A blunt cake.
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What is the definition of Robin?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?