What kind of cake always tells the truth?
A blunt cake.
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What do you call a sad latte?
We had a discussion about roses.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
How was the wedding?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?