What kind of cake always tells the truth?
A blunt cake.
What is an archer's favorite store?
What table can you never sit at?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What do fish use for glasses?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What bird is losing its hair?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What do you call a flying police officer?