What kind of cake always tells the truth?
A blunt cake.
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What's a dog's favorite city?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What style of music weighs the most?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What's the politest month?