Who is a house's favorite band?
The Doors.
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why is sand so optimistic?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?