What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Trunk or treat.
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What animal loves Indian food?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why was the computer cold at work?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What is the color of the wind?