What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Trunk or treat.
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Where do horses reside?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why is money so stubborn?
What is the most adorable season?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Which president loved to take baths?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Which cats love to be petted?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
