What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Trunk or treat.
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What car always breaks the rules?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
How do birds threaten one another?