Why do salmon make such great detectives?
They can tell when a situation is fishy.
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?