Why do salmon make such great detectives?
They can tell when a situation is fishy.
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Did you know about April 1st?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?