Why do salmon make such great detectives?
They can tell when a situation is fishy.
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What's a goose's favorite book?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
If you need help building an ark...
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why do bees buzz?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?