What do you call bears with no ears?
B—.
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why do cows go to New York?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Where do belly buttons go to college?