Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What birds make average students?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why was the musician arrested?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What's a forklift?