Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
How did the tree get lost?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why did the foal cough?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What kind of music do planets like?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?