Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
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What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What do cows like to dance to?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?