Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
How much money does a skunk have?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What do you call a silly hill?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Where do books sleep?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?