What is a duck's favorite dance?
The quackstep.
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why are boxers good comedians?