What is a duck's favorite dance?
The quackstep.
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What do math teachers eat?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?