What is a duck's favorite dance?
The quackstep.
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What day is your mom always right?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?