Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Black Panther.
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What do naked fish play with?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?