Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Black Panther.
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?